some jokes

These jokes (or riddles) make you think a little! We hope you enjoy them!
If the red house was made out of red bricks, and the blue house was made out of blue bricks, what was the green house made out of?
Glass!

What runs but never walks?
Water!

What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!

What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle!

What kind of coat you can put on which doesn't have buttons, a zipper, or sleeves?
A coat of paint.

What do you throw out when you need it and take in when you don't need it?
An anchor!

What belongs to you, other people use it a lot, but you hardly every use it?
Your name!
for more jokes go to www.games-borednomore.blogspot.com
if it does not work, send me an email to mrmaxson.pilar@gmail.com and i will send u the rest.

25 Minutes to Go

             Well here I come, to save the day,                                                          I’ve  got 25 minutes to I've got to stop that crime to hear the town go hooray!, I’ve got 24 minutes to go

I'll bite that robber with my big jaws, I’ve got 23 minutes to go

i hope that will put the crime on pause, I’ve got 22 minutes to go

I'll put the criminal in a cage, I’ve got 21 minutes to go

For helping the town I'll be famous on a stage, I’ve got 20 minutes to go

Oh no! The robber got the money! I’ve got 19 minutes to go

Money gets stolen so much it's not even funny, I’ve got 18 minutes to go

I got distracted when the ambulance crashed, I’ve got 17 minutes to go

It was so loud cause it smashed and bashed, I’ve got 16 minutes to go

I fixed the ambulance with my tools, I’ve got 15 minutes to go

 I helped the people in it so they won't look like fools. I’ve got 14 minutes to go

Now that I'm done, i can get back to my job, I’ve got 13 minutes to go

Back to the back where their was a rob, I’ve got 12 minutes to go

I tried to stop the robber but he was too strong, I’ve got 11 minutes to go

I tried to catch him cause my arms are long, I’ve got 10 minutes to go

I've caught the robber with my long arms, I’ve got 9 minutes to go

Now the city has no more harms, I’ve got 8 minutes to go

 I was about to get an award, I’ve got 7 minutes to go

The award had the shape of a sword, I’ve got 6 minutes to go

I was on my way to get it but I tripped on a wire, I’ve got 5 minutes to go

I think I am about to retire, I’ve got 4 minutes to go

I pick myself up to get the prize, I’ve got 3 minutes to go

Now the town attracts to me like flies, I’ve got 2 minutes to go

                                                                                                                           
           Now everything is well and i have no more to worry about for today, I’ve got 1 more minute to go

Life on other planets

There might be other planets in our solar system that can have life. Titan, one of Saturn's moons,is very simalar to earth. A satellite took a picture of rain and lakes of methane on Titan. Earth has rain and lakes of water witch is very similar. Since the sun is a star, it has many planets around it and some plantets with life. It is good news for the people that think there is life on other planets if this is just one star, there could be other stars that have planets around them and maybe some with life. It could not even be humans!

Homework Questions and answers.

What causes us to have seasons?

We have seasons because the earth is tilted so in winter we are on one side of the sun and in summer we are on the other side of the sun.
http://goo.gl/6VgPY

How often does the Earth go around the sun?

Earth goes around the sun once every year.

http://goo.gl/E1YaM

How long does it take for the earth to rotate on its axis?

It spins on its own axis once every 24 hours.

http://goo.gl/xHv2J

Can you explain a solar eclipse?  

A solar eclipse happens when the new moon goes in between the sun and the Earth. The moon blocks the light from the sun. Even though the moon is much smaller than the sun, the sun seems the same size because it is further away.

http://goo.gl/IzzgZ

Why do we have daytime and nighttime?  

We have day time and night time because the earth spins and when we are facing the sun, we have day, but when we are facing away from the sun, it's night time.

http://goo.gl/CEBdD

How often does the moon orbit the earth? 

The moon takes 27 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes, 11.6 seconds. (27.32 days)  to orbit the earth.

http://goo.gl/aseaw

Draw a picture that shows the Earth, Sun and Moon.  Label and add important information.

How I will give a good speech

To give a good speech I will have to:

• Pick a topic that will be interesting for you and the audience.
• Stay focused on your topic and don't start talking about something else.
• Look at the audience often.
• Move and explain things.

        
 I got my information from this link:

     http://www.speakingandspeeches.com/simple-solutions-how-to-improve-public-speaking-the-easy-way/

My Silly Aztec Poem

The Aztecs found a piece of land

That didn’t have any sand.

They found an eagle eating a snake,

In the middle of the swampy lake.

They build a city

And did it all without pity.                                                                        

With all the causeways

You might want to take a gaze.

They did all the sacrifice to keep their gods happy,

If not the sun won’t rise and they’ll all be unhappy.

They built temples and canals like streams

It’s so nice you could be in a dream!

10th of April Sunday

Today me and my friend went to Katara beach. There was slides and trampolines floating in the water. After we went to all the things me and my friend went to get ice cream at the ice cream shop at the beach. Later we went back in the water and then went home. My friend stayed for the night. Once we woke up we ate cereal for breakfast. We made some oragami then we went outside. Later her dad came topick her up.